Published by Roaring Brook Press
Summary: “I am deeply, deeply misunderstood,” says the narrator, standing in front of a wall “decorated” in red crayon. “I know I am a princess, but no one believes me.” A crown is in order, she decides, eyeing the top of a pineapple. One messy kitchen later, she’s outside with her pineapple crown, which is soon surrounded by her subjects…flies. She tries being kind and compassionate, then moves on to imprisoning some “subjects” with a glass jar and executing others with a flyswatter. Finally, she gives up, tossing the crown into the garbage. “I never wanted to be a princess anyway.” Soon she has moved on to become a warrior queen, with her unsuspecting cat about to be lassoed. “My queendom for a horse!” 40 pages; ages 4-8.
Pros: Those who enjoy Fancy Nancy and Ladybug Girl will get a kick out of the pineapple princess and her attempts to rule her subjects. I’d love to see another story about the warrior queen.
Cons: Wearing part of a sticky pineapple and all those flies.